No(!) Opinion

Because my Beloved and I are one of the diminishing number of US households that continues to maintain a landline, we’ve gotten used to contending with repeated calls from Heather and/or Rachel from Card Services. Yes, our number is on the Do Not Call Registry. I’ve even gone so far as requesting the phone company block certain numbers. For a short period of time, I even went through the process of filing regular “complaints” on the Do Not Call website. A lot of good that did … wasting more of my time. But the aggravation from these telemarketer/ scammers has continued unabated.

The 2012 news reports that purport a successful FTC action against Heather (including jail time) have yet to be borne out by my experience as she’s still getting through to me. (Is she calling from jail?) As for Rachel, I think she’s still calling, but I’ve stopped answering.Rachel-robocall

Now, with the Mid-Term Election only three weeks from today, we’ve once more entered that crazy lunatic land populated by non-stop Robocalls and Opinion Polls. Because we’re in Arkansas where there are a number of hotly-contested races, the political ads have been running since March and the polling has seemed almost constant since Labor Day.

Added to the normal barrage of Heather/Rachel robocalls, we now have political calls showing up on our caller ID everyday! I had barely arrived home last evening (about 9:15 p.m.) when through a terribly staticky line, this barely literate individual from Key Research Solutions (so the caller ID told me) rang in at 9:21 p.m. After assuring me he only wanted “a moment of your time,” he carried on this strange “poll” for more than ten minutes. Did I believe this statement is true or not true … and then he’d regurgitate talking points from one or another political ad that I’ve already viewed (more than once or twice) on television during the last four weeks.

True? How would I know? There are so many candidate contentions pouring out over the airwaves right now, who’s to say which ones are true (if any!) and which ones are complete hogwash?? Yes, I’ve heard the candidates (and their campaigns or PACS etc.) leveling charges against the opposition and saying these things. I’ve heard the statements … but is what they contend in these statements true? How. Would. I. Know?

Over the last two weeks (that is, since October 1), we’ve had calls from area codes including:  252 / 801 / 855 / 952 / 832 / 703 / 321 / 443 / 612 / 570 / 360 / 619 … and more than a handful of these area codes have dialed us multiple times.

Back in January, I posted about Rachel and her telemarketing calls. More recently, I’ve received calls where the caller ID says I’m receiving a phone call from my own landline. The first time this happened, I was puzzled and I answered the call only to find myself in the middle of another telemarketing spiel. I have since stopped answering, but this makes me mad that even my caller ID is no longer reliable.

I used to have a different view of opinion polls. When someone called asking me to be polled, I responded willingly. You want my opinion? Of course, I’ll be happy to tell you! But the polling today has changed. As with the caller last night, what kind of idiot would I be to agree that this statement or that statement is TRUE when I have no evidence (other than the candidate’s veracity or lack thereof) to verify its truthfulness? I tend to think they’re all creating their own version of the “truth” and I’m worn out trying to sort it out.I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

In this era when organizations are collecting all kinds of data on every living, breathing human being, I’m increasingly wary of telling even a casual acquaintance any more than bare factual information. To reveal details over the phone to a faceless individual who is no doubt recording every word I say?

No, I’ve learned my lesson. If these people are looking for an open book, they will no longer find it on a phone conversation with me … no matter how they sweet-talk me seeking my opinion.

So Rachel … and Heather … and Key Research Solutions … and Voter Services … and Stephan McManus … and Aulander NC … and Voter Consumer … and Street Beats … and whoever else ­­­‒ political survey or not ‒ please just buzz off. I’m done.

If you need any additional information about me and mine, you’ll have to go directly to the NSA. Oh, and by the way, the American Community Survey people stopped calling (where did they get my home phone number anyway?) after I refused to complete their survey, so they won’t be able to help you out. You’re going to have to lean on the NSA.

Good luck with that.

13 thoughts on “No(!) Opinion

  1. Hello. I’m conducting a survey regarding consumer preference for live local music. Your Yes(!) Opinion matters. In order for your Yes(!) Opinion to be counted, a live local band will be sent to your residence. Once the live local band arrives you will be presented with further instructions that will allow you to voice your Yes(!) Opinion. Live local bands value your Yes(!) Opinion and they want to be sure their voice is heard via your Yes(!) Opinion! (Should you choose to allow Live Local Bands LLC to use your Yes(!) Opinion in upcoming surveys a live local band will perform at your residence once a week for 52 weeks.)

    1. Ha! I can see you’ve had ample experience with surveys! Actually, a live local band playing at my front door would be preferable to Rachel and Heather and their cohorts, so I’m ready when you are!

          1. I do, but that T-shirt really exists. Want me to take a photo of me wearing it and use it in a new blog post just for you? I’ll make a lot of stuff up especially for you.

          2. I think I’m gonna need to see the shirt! And a new blog post just for me? Who could turn down an offer like that??! Thanks.

  2. I so empathize! Honestly, when we got on the “do not call list,” I’m pretty sure that’s when the Gov simply sold my name and phone number to every telemarketer on the planet and even a few off the planet.

    The other day this dog we’re looking after managed to rip our phone box right off the side of the house. My husband went out and repaired it, we sat down to dinner, and sure enough the phone started it’s relentless ringing. My husband calmly got up and headed back out. I asked him where he was going and he said, “to rip the phone box back out of the wall.”

    Oh. Well, okay then. Sounds completely reasonable to me. 😉

    1. Interesting how often we believe the government. They call it a Do Not Call List, and of course, we think if we sign up, we’ll eliminate all the telemarketer calls (just like it was described to us)! I keep forgetting whatever the govt calls something, it will be the exact opposite … and not in a positive way. Unfortunately, I’m a slow learner and I forget easily! Sounds like your husband’s on the right track with ripping the box out! I’m close to following suit.

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